The title of this week's post is very "snooty" as its French - in general it mean "this stinks" but in true translation means "You suck." If you add "lez-vous" to anything, it sounds more snobbish than it really is. Anyway, the title is very apropos this week for the experiences that Amy has had.
The first would be the annual trip to the Filutowski eye clinic. For anyone who doesn't know, Amy fell to peer pressure about 5 years ago (peer pressure from her husband, Karis - does that make it spouse pressure? Husband pressure? Who knows) and she got lasik. At the time, Filutowski had a guarantee that if you came back every year for your annual check-up, if your eyes ever got worse, they would re-do them for free. However, about 2-3 years ago, they changed this policy and said "so sorry, no more - if you have to get them re-done, you have to pay" Huh? Whoever heard of not grandfathering in the patients that you had under your old guarantee? Very shady if you ask me. Well, being too lazy to change doctors even though this was kind of shady, Amy keeps going there like a crazy fool. This week, when she arrives she is informed that if the doctor has to perform the refraction test to prescribe eye glasses that there is an extra fee. Eye test? Isn't that why we go to the eye doctor in the first place??? So, she waits for 30 minutes, and then goes into the room where the eye tech spends about 4 minutes doing two tests (the glaucoma pressure test and the "what is the smallest line you can read" test). Then the doctor walks in, looks at her eye flap from the lasik surgery and walks out. The whole experience was over in 12 minutes!! No mind that when Amy talked to another friend from work that goes to a different doctor that there are TONS of other eye tests that other places do. This was the LAST time that Filutowski will be receiving any money from the Z household!
The second "sucklez-vous" experience occurred as Amy headed home. As it was much earlier than normal for heading home, she actually managed to do a couple of errands before heading the car home. She took a shortcut down a back road (in between two roads with high speed limits) which apparently only had a 30 mph limit, and you guessed it....speed trap. So even though she was super sweet and nice to the cop, she came away with a $166 ticket. Yet, if you read our friend Corey's post, she's been stopped 9 times with no ticket! Clearly there is a secret that Amy has yet to discover.
The third "sucklez-vous" experience made its appearance when Zachary came down with ANOTHER flipping fever this week. So, Amy once again had the pleasure of staying at home - but she had 2.5 hours straight of conference calls that she had to attend, so she taught herself how to turn her phone on mute (and off) the night before. The day of went pretty well until about the last 30 minutes of the second conference call when Zachary decided to throw his empty yogurt cups across the kitchen. Amy firmly chastised him saying "Zachary, what's the situation!!??" - thankfully she wasn't yelling, but quickly realized that the phone was NOT ON MUTE as she thought when she heard the conference call moderator start to chuckle. How embarrassing!!!
Phrase of the week: Zachary's phrase this week was actually a conversation with Karis as he begged to mow the lawn. Karis informed him that they couldn't because Mommy wasn't home to watch Kaleb while it was Zachary's turn on the lawnmower. Zachary's response? "Just lock Kaleb in the house, then he'll be safe and we can mow the lawn!!" Kaleb's phrase this week was another conversation that occurred as Karis was driving home in the van with both boys. It should be noted that Amy was not with them at the time, so this was entirely a male conversation. Apparently there was a "certain smell" in the van, and Karis inquired if Zachary 'tooted', to which Zachary replied "No, Kaleb tooted". Karis: "Kaleb, did you toot?" Kaleb: "No, Daddy tooted." Karis: "Daddy didn't toot. Did you toot?" Kaleb: "No, MOMMY tooted!" Thanks, that's just great - get blamed for tooting and you're not even in the car!!!
Playing dress-up in Mommy's new $15 dollar jeans! Gotta love a good deal!
The new style - off the shoulder for men - it is hard learning to dress oneself but we do love to be independent!